A La R. Lee Ermy (sorry, Gunny):

Listen up, wannabee kerosene burners,
just because you don’t have an afterburner strapped to your ass does NOT mean you ain’t lethal…
Ever have a stationary AH-1T pop up in your face spouting 25 MM, TOW, and God knows want else those BB stackers figured out how to load??????? Kiss your house, your vehicle, and your whole raghead family AD-EE-OSE, m^^thf**ker, ‘cuz what remains is now on gunsight film shortly heading to the Marine Corps Museum!!!!!

Oh by the way, the best weapon is a pissed off marine with any weapon and ammo for it!
Oooo Freekin’ Rah
Stambo,”once a MARINE,….”